Subtle Bluntness

This video is fucking sexy.  Enjoy some film-nerd porn.

Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi doesn't like to be disappointed.

“Yeah, and I made him sticky so he’s even MORE fun!”

I could’ve done this last week for Valentine’s Day, but screw it.  Any time is a good time for A) the mighty Rev. and B) a ride on the Big Red Rocket Of Love.  Plus, bonus trip back into the Original Cone Zone!  Can’t go wrong with that.

Let’s go!

I’m struggling mightily with my holiday blues.  This has been the year from hell for a whole lot of friends, both new and old, and while things are going okay for me comparatively, it’s still hard to keep a brave face on this time of year.  The fact that I’m STILL not ready for Christmas isn’t helping matters.  It doesn’t matter if the present is late so long as it gets there, right?

I’ve decided that, this year, I’m going to get into the Christmas spirit even if it kills me.  And if I have to be Christmassy, all you motherfuckers are coming along for the ride whether you like it or not.  That means tinsel, that means wreaths, that means poinsettia bushes, that means the whole nine terrifying yards right down to the Santa Claus wicker man we’re gonna burn Nicolas Cage alive in to slake the blood thirst of Christmas overfiend Krampus!

If you want to just hear the song and you don’t want the funny video, then I’ve got your hook-up.

This is in honor of my first 100% singing performance on Rock Band 2.  It was this very song, Everlong, and I have to say that I absolutely crushed it.  CRUSHED IT.  I also managed to crack 90% on the song below, which is almost as difficult as Dylan’s Tangled Up In Blue singing-wise.  Well, more difficult singing wise, but Dylan’s stattaco delivery is a bitch to emulate.  I even added the curse words back in where they’re supposed to be (since you can’t say fuck and shit in video games).

Happy Halloween, boys and ghouls!  We made it through 8 days of Misfitsween videos.

I had to dust off my first GraphJam graph for this one.

Not only does it count as a Misfitsween video, it ALSO contains footage from Evil Dead, so it’s like a double bonus until I can wash the blood out of my clothes and blog about Evil Dead The Musical.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve laundry to attend to.