Subtle Bluntness

Some people are retiring FGF because it’s blog laziness.  I love laziness, so I’ll probably be the last one to keep the meme going.  Not that I’ve done it lately, but I’ll do it now.  I saw these guys, The 23 String Band, at Forecastle Festival on Friday afternoon.  They were awesome (and nice guys, [...]

Dear Mr. Coffee,
I know you’re up there in heaven, looking down on me.  I know that whenever I need you, you’ll be there to perk my brain up with your stimulating black blood.  That’s why you’re the best fictional person ever.   Please fill me with your warmth and artificial energy, because until I can replace [...]

This video is fucking sexy.  Enjoy some film-nerd porn.

“Yeah, and I made him sticky so he’s even MORE fun!”

I could’ve done this last week for Valentine’s Day, but screw it.  Any time is a good time for A) the mighty Rev. and B) a ride on the Big Red Rocket Of Love.  Plus, bonus trip back into the Original Cone Zone!  Can’t go wrong with that.
Let’s go!

I’m struggling mightily with my holiday blues.  This has been the year from hell for a whole lot of friends, both new and old, and while things are going okay for me comparatively, it’s still hard to keep a brave face on this time of year.  The fact that I’m STILL not ready for Christmas [...]

I’ve decided that, this year, I’m going to get into the Christmas spirit even if it kills me.  And if I have to be Christmassy, all you motherfuckers are coming along for the ride whether you like it or not.  That means tinsel, that means wreaths, that means poinsettia bushes, that means the whole nine [...]

If you want to just hear the song and you don’t want the funny video, then I’ve got your hook-up.

This is in honor of my first 100% singing performance on Rock Band 2.  It was this very song, Everlong, and I have to say that I absolutely crushed it.  CRUSHED IT.  I also managed to crack 90% on the song below, which is almost as difficult as Dylan’s Tangled Up In Blue singing-wise.  Well, [...]

Happy Halloween, boys and ghouls!  We made it through 8 days of Misfitsween videos.