Tag Archive 'twilight'

Nov 23 2009

New Moon, Old Problems

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So, I got to see The Twilight Saga: New Moon on Sunday, after having waited for it a good chunk of Saturday.  As you can see by its $140 million dollar opening weekend, it was very popular.  Frightening popular, given the unsubtle message the movie has for teenage girls of all ages.  Here’s my full [...]

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Dec 08 2008

prepare for fangirl screeching in 5, 4, 3…

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I’ve braced myself for the torment of hate that may never come.  Here’s my absolutely scathing review of Twilight.  The only movie I’ve ever seen that just begged me to drop a Cleveland steamer on it this much was Jeepers Creepers.  The only thing that puts Creepers over the top is the pedophile director.  Catherine [...]

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Dec 07 2008

The pain of Twilight

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Last night I saw the movie Twilight.  I worked on my review when I got home, thought I had it finished, then I reread it this morning.  Then I went back to work on it. I rarely, if ever, do that.  Once I get done with something, I send it off, otherwise I’m the type [...]

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