Subtle Bluntness

I’ll link you to my review of Where the Wild Things Are, but I won’t make you read any more of my rambling.  Nope, to sum this particular flick up, I’ll just paste what Deadspin’s Dashiell Bennett said about this particular picture: How was your weekend? Did you see “Where The Wild Things Are,” the [...]

This would be a longer post, but it’s hard for me to express any feelings without blubbering like a fat guy whose cake dumpster caught fire, so I’m going to try to be as thankful as I can with as few tears as possible.  Don’t get used to it, because I’ve got a backlog of [...]

For those in the know, I’ve been working out and dieting for about six months now.  That’s a good guesstimate, anyway, as I kind of started my fitness trek on a whim sometime in late April or early May.  I’ve lost, by conservative estimate, 55lbs.  I’m still about 10lbs from where I’d like to settle [...]

Your weekend box-office champion? Hannah fucking Montana. Seriously. I blame this whole ‘let’s make movies for tween girls’ trend on Titanic. Thanks a lot, James Cameron. I know you gave us Terminator and Aliens, but… dude, this is all your fault. Your stupidly long, boring, 3-hour ode to effeminate artists who drown in the North [...]