Subtle Bluntness

This would be a longer post, but it’s hard for me to express any feelings without blubbering like a fat guy whose cake dumpster caught fire, so I’m going to try to be as thankful as I can with as few tears as possible.  Don’t get used to it, because I’ve got a backlog of [...]

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I am Turkatron. I have come from the year 9595 to save this bird that lies before you for he is the great, great, great, great grandfather…of Goblox…the turkey that’s destined to lead the rebellion against master chickens.

Since I’m not [...]

This is my least favorite time of year. I love the weather, but I hate the holiday season. Of course, there are things I like (the Samuel Adams Winter Collection will be discussed at length in a later post) about this time of year, but most of your big gathering holidays kind of [...]

Probably not safe for work, but if you’re working on T-Give, you deserve yourself some boobs and beheadings for your troubles.