Subtle Bluntness

So Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven.  God asked her, “You can have one wish, what would you like done on earth?”
She says, “Save the suffering children.”
So God kills Michael Jackson.
Author’s Note: No, I didn’t write this one, but it was sent to me.  Yes, I know it’s bad.

I’ve already made my serious commentary on Heath Ledger, but I just can’t hold back anymore. So for those of you who are as sick as I am, there’s gonna be some funny ahead. If you’re not as sick as I am, or can’t appreciate wholly inappropriate jokes, by all means go here [...]