Subtle Bluntness

“Yeah, and I made him sticky so he’s even MORE fun!”

Every Christmas carol deserves a good action sequence! But Patrick Swayze isn’t all inclusive, so let’s try a holiday song for everyone, shall we? To Donnie Most!

This particular ending song montage from Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode 904, over the fake Injun music of the Joe Estevez classic Werewolf, never ceases to make me cackle. I’ve heard it a thousand times, and it never fails to be the highlight of whatever day I happen to watch it, and is probably one [...]

An MST3K Quiz Score: 80% (8 out of 10)

Cats get a bad rap these days. Now, there are a lot of dumb cats out there, but the future President Happycat is doing a lot to break down the old stereotypes of LOLcats as ignorant, with a little help from former MST3K writer and Rifftrax personality Bill Corbett. What’s Mabel doing to end discrimination [...]

Come along with me, brothers and sisters, for the maiden voyage of the Cinematic Titanic. That would be the new project from Mystery Science Theater 3000 creator Joel Hodgson, “Dr. F” Trace Beaulieu, TV’s Frank Conniff, “Mrs. F” Mary Jo Pehl, and J. Elvis Weinstein. Huzzah! In spite of my moderately critical review, I’m incredibly [...]

I now have a new nickname, given to me by the infamous Bill Corbett of MST3K and Rifftrax fame. You may call me “STICKS.” The quotation marks are mandatory.

You know how I know Newscoma and I will be BFFs? She likes Mystery Science Theater 3000 (so does Ginger, surprisingly). Amusingly enough, she posted about her desire for a Patrick Swayze Christmas at the very same time I was writing my Cultelevision article about those very same awesome folks for Den of Geek. It [...]