Subtle Bluntness

So Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven.  God asked her, “You can have one wish, what would you like done on earth?” She says, “Save the suffering children.” So God kills Michael Jackson. Author’s Note: No, I didn’t write this one, but it was sent to me.  Yes, I know it’s bad.

Me: Why did you have to go and kill Michael Jackson? Garth Marenghi: I’m sorry. Me: Now his zombie won’t stop dancing on my lawn Garth Marenghi: It’s like “Return of the Living Dead II” only real. No one deserves that. If only I’d known this would happen, I’d’ve spared his life. Me: luckily for [...]