Subtle Bluntness

My coffee revirginity was taken tonight by a nice older woman at the gas station who hooked me up with a 20oz black Colombian blend. I don’t know how long it’s been since I’ve found myself in the hot embrace of my steamy black mistress, but goddamn have I missed her. She always perks me [...]

I’ve been letting my hair grow for quite some time. Why? I don’t know (which is the same reason why I grew my muttonchops). I’m just too lazy to get a haircut, I guess. I’ve had long hair in the past, and while it was okay, it wasn’t great. Like, my world wasn’t changed the [...]

Sarah: my brain is actually refusing to cooperate today. I keep losing the words I want to use. me: I have those days every day, man. You need coffee Sarah: you might be right me: that’s usually my first option Sarah: yeah, but it’s 5pm on a Friday so maybe I should just accept that [...]