Subtle Bluntness

I could’ve done this last week for Valentine’s Day, but screw it.  Any time is a good time for A) the mighty Rev. and B) a ride on the Big Red Rocket Of Love.  Plus, bonus trip back into the Original Cone Zone!  Can’t go wrong with that.
Let’s go!

Something about this just gets my head bobbing.  For realz, yo.  Actually, not for realz, but the best part is at the end, so feel free to skip ahead about halfway, but it’s pretty funny throughout.
As my friend Andrew said, “I look forward to what things will be like in 50 years.  Retirement homes with [...]