May
24
2010
Well, that was an unexpected hiatus.
Hello, I’m Ron. This is my blog. Do you remember who I am? No? Well, that’s okay.
I didn’t deliberately set out to just not post in my blog for like three weeks. These kinds of things just happen when you self-host your blog, have to change your password more often [...]
Mar
24
2010
Well, I got a chance to go check out Repo Men, the latest in a long line of sci-fi action thrillers with a better concept than execution. I mean, the idea of a future where artificial organs can be repossessed when you don’t pay your bills isn’t a far-out concept. We’re pretty close to that [...]
Mar
01
2010
So I saw Cop Out, and I’m in the minority since I actually enjoyed the movie. For me, it works as a direct homage to those 80’s buddy cop movies, before they got all worn out by overuse. Most people apparently didn’t dig it, but I liked it and apparently the audience did too, since [...]
Feb
08
2010
So, Pierre Morel is really making a play to break out of Luc Besson’s shadow, at least in terms of directorial skill. I mean, he’s still working in Camp Besson, but he’s at least in charge of the productions, rather than just the cinematographer. District B13 was awesome, Taken was way awesome, and the verdict [...]
Jan
28
2010
I reviewed Legion over at Den of Geek. Look on these works, ye Paul Bettany fans, and despair. Also, there’s Charles S. Dutton and Dennis Quaid, so despair a little extra for those two.
Yes, I know I just mixed Shakespeare’s Hamlet with Shelley’s Ozymandias. I did that in much the same way Legion mixes The [...]
Dec
01
2009
I got to indulge my inner child this weekend by going to see Ninja Assassin, the new martial arts movie starring Korean pop star Rain, Naomie Harris, and Sho Kosugi, the king of the ninja. I can honestly say I went in expecting something awful, but what I got was a slice of deliciously brainless [...]
Sep
14
2009
I’ve decided that Michael C. Hall is completely incapable of acting in any role where the character is supposed to be a heterosexual. Every role I’ve seen him in, from David Fisher to Dexter to Ken Castle in Gamer, comes across as the character being gay, even if the character isn’t supposed to be gay. [...]
Oct
20
2008
I don’t think I’ve ever gone into a movie, watched it, and come out with this thought: “That movie could’ve used the soothing directorial touch of Uwe Boll.” Then again, this is the first time I’ve ever seen a film as potentially ludicrous as Max Payne refuse to embrace the brain-searing incomprehensibility of its stated [...]