Subtle Bluntness

I couldn’t find anything worth a damn in the garage to block the windows to the front porch, but I did find pressboard enough to cover the window in the back door. I broke the legs off the kitchen table and rolled it into the living room to cover most of the front window. Put [...]

Things are getting out of hand. Not just here. Australia, New Zealand, Great Britain… they’re everywhere. Look at this, on the front page of CNN.com. Still think it’s a stunt to promote a movie? Still think this is just the work of terrorists or rioters, that we should wait it out and hope that the [...]

Guess who realized that, less than two miles away from his house, is a hospital teeming with probably-reanimated corpses? Yeah, me. I don’t hear the sirens from Mary & Elizabeth anymore; that’s probably not a good sign. TV says they’re opening up rescue stations for the displaced at Ft. Knox, among other places. They’re, from [...]

Mom and Dad should’ve been home by now. Usually they’re through with the route by 11:00 or so, but it’s already well past 12 and they haven’t come home. I’m not getting an answer on either cell phone. Granted, I usually don’t get an answer because either the phones are out of area or dead, [...]

Those riots I was talking about earlier? Yeah, those unconfirmed reports have pretty much been confirmed. This isn’t some normal riot. Rioters don’t drag cops down off horses and start tearing into them. This is not good.

I turn on SportsCenter this morning, because I need to do something to kill a little time before work, and what do I see? The ABC News feed from New York. I have no idea what’s going on, but it looks pretty bad judging from the amount of cops in riot gear running around the [...]

I really think they need to change the whole emergency broadcasting system thing around. That tone and the gay-pride bars they use to denote it now are just kind of played out. They test it and they test it to the point that, whenever it goes off, I don’t even look up anymore. I just [...]

Blog Like It’s The End of the World is quite possibly the best idea ever. Basically, you take June 13th and blog your blog as if you’re in the midst of a zombie uprising/outbreak. The good Romero zombies, that is; none of this fast and running business. If you don’t think I’m going to be [...]