Subtle Bluntness

I’m digging The Creepshow quite a bit.  Something about their combination of rockabilly, doo-wop backing vocals, horror movie imagery, and general awesomeness is hitting all my spots.  It’s Halloween 24/7/365 here at SB for you new kids on the block.
I’ve been on a serious horror kick lately anyway.  I’ve reread The Rising and City of [...]

As I was having my aperitif this morning before breakfast, it hit me that today is Friday.  That means it’s time for Feel Good Friday.  So my aperitif became an Aperitif for Destruction.

So the swine flu is coming to kill you and rape your pets.  Now you can either go read what the government and science has to say about our latest super disease and either be scared out of your wits or you can go read a list of things I’ve learned about virus outbreaks from [...]

I was going to do a legitimate post, but while I’m working on that, have a video of a zombie outbreak instead. I could complain about how real zombies don’t have heat signatures, but that would take away from how good the video is despite the logical inconsistencies. Then again, as anyone could [...]

So, thanks to the great and wonderful Jade, who is always looking out for me, I’ve discovered what is probably the best webcomic I’ve ever read. It’s called Raising Hell. It’s as good as anything on the comic book store shelves right now, if not better because it usually comes out on time, [...]

Hey gang. I know I got tagged for a meme awhile back, and I’ll get to that eventually. Until then, allow me to expand your mind a bit by reminding you of some brilliant pop culture stuff that you missed the first time around.
First of all, for fans of The Groundlings, there’s the [...]

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shes got friends but I don’t know how many it has to be a lot of them
i can hear them groaning and slap slap slapping against the walls breaking glass breaking fingernails breaking me
i can smell them through the air conditioner sickly sweet like orchids and blood
tvs still broacasting but brian williams is going crazy [...]

oh fuck oh fuck I dropped my gun out the fucking window oh fuck I’m so fucking dead it’s not even funny I was going to shoot one that came up to the back door and started pounding on it but she reached out and grabbed me and I dropped the fucking gun and now [...]

The last local station signed off at 2:15 this afternoon. We’re getting the New York bunker feed now. Brian Williams looks like he’s been through hell. You and me both, buddy.