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Oct 04 2007

A donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund

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Listen, don’t think me some sort of uncharitable louse, okay? Let me finish what I have to say, then you’re more than welcome to call me an greedy prick who should be hit by a car. Maybe I am greedy, or maybe I’m just tired. Look, I give, okay? If I have money, I give [...]

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Aug 19 2007

The Big Announcement

Okay folks, since I’ve finished my first blog for the good folks at Flektor, I’m able to, uh… announce that I’m now blogging and working for Flektor. My first post is up, so go check it out here, all you Survivorman and Man Vs. Wild-obsessed maniacs! Do it, or else I won’t get to keep [...]

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Aug 01 2007

how flies time… er, time flies

It seems like only yesterday that I was waxing poetic about an Amazon gift card. Oh, it was so cute, too. Thrilled to death that a million-dollar company could squeeze out a few spare bucks and leave me a gift in such a manner (no doubt after much clawing, scratching, and fighting from my wonderful [...]

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Jul 25 2007

certain details withheld to protect modesty

As you folks know, I toil away at a variety of web-based ventures for no money. Well, that’s no longer the case, at least officially. I still toil away at a variety of web-based ventures for no money, but at least once my toiling has netted me a crisp, sparkly new Amazon.com gift card! And [...]

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Jul 12 2007

Ron’s surefire guide to lowering the cost of health insurance

So, despite my better judgment, I find myself playing Devil’s advocate on a variety of health care issues over at Music City Bloggers (despite the fact I’m neither musical or in a city, just in the suburbs).  For the record, I don’t think there’s that much wrong with the current system, and what is wrong [...]

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Jun 20 2007

the machines at work feed me now

I am not a morning person, nor am I a good sleeper as you can see by the post about my odd nighttime habits. On a good day, I’ll get 5 or 6 hours of sleep and take a brief nap when I get home from work. Most of the time, I’ll get a brief [...]

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Jun 06 2007

transponder (v), what a transvestite calls deep thought

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Teen Girl at Work, or TGAW: I don’t like the word transponder. At all. Ron: Who said transponder?! And why? TGAW: My mom, on the trip to and from WI, she said it like 1,000 times and it drove me insane. Everything about that word makes me want to die. I don’t even know what [...]

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May 31 2007

Hey ho, let’s go!

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So where I work, all the reports are kept track of by the dictator’s initials and a number. Like, MAN087, JSB033, etc. Some of them are good, but most of them are bad, and the bad ones all get nicknames. This lady ALM is Mushmouth, because she mumbles. This guy DAM is just DAMN, because [...]

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