Subtle Bluntness

So, I got to see The Twilight Saga: New Moon on Sunday, after having waited for it a good chunk of Saturday.  As you can see by its $140 million dollar opening weekend, it was very popular.  Frightening popular, given the unsubtle message the movie has for teenage girls of all ages.  Here’s my full [...]

I’ve braced myself for the torment of hate that may never come.  Here’s my absolutely scathing review of Twilight.  The only movie I’ve ever seen that just begged me to drop a Cleveland steamer on it this much was Jeepers Creepers.  The only thing that puts Creepers over the top is the pedophile director.  Catherine [...]

A brief update on this chilly and haunted Halloween night. I’ve been busy over at Den of Geek the last week, and here’s a little update of what I’ve been doing yonder for those still in the Halloween spirit (and also fans of The Office). The Office 4.05: Local Ad. Limitless paper in a paperless [...]

Roaring in from the darkness, spreading evil and Black power everywhere he goes, is the African Prince Mamuwalde, better known as Blacula (William Marshall)! That’s right, a black vampire that isn’t named Blade. (Aside: Notice how every ‘back to the motherland’ type mentions the fact that black people were royalty in Africa, but slaves in [...]