Subtle Bluntness

This is in honor of my first 100% singing performance on Rock Band 2.  It was this very song, Everlong, and I have to say that I absolutely crushed it.  CRUSHED IT.  I also managed to crack 90% on the song below, which is almost as difficult as Dylan’s Tangled Up In Blue singing-wise.  Well, [...]

So, Twitter is going to be joining forces with Reveille Productions and Brillstein Entertainment Partners for a television show.  And yes, it’s going to be as bad as you first assumed when I mentioned Twitter TV:  It’s going to be a celebrity stalking reality gameshow. I will now go exfoliate with a belt sander. I [...]

In happier, healthier times, I was reviewing baseball games for the Wii.  But in this dark day, I’ve found myself repeating my name and address about a thousand times on doctor forms. Two things I love: obnoxious bureaucracy and paying someone to tell me something’s wrong with me! As it turns out, I’ve never been [...]

I’ve never played Portal, yet I love this song, as I’ve said back before FGF was invented.  I absolutely hate the goofy faces the host guy is making in this video, but Jonathan Coulton is awesome as always.  This is, quite possibly, the happiest, most feel-good song ever sung by a homicidal computer.  HAL 9000 [...]

Don’t worry, this isn’t going to be a post about the great coffee and prunes debacle of 2008.  I’ve completely learned my lesson when it comes to that shit (sorry).  No, this is a post about the complicated and unpleasant process of transferring this blog from WordPress to the Dot Com. When I’d try to [...]

At the moment I’m playing a video game, reading a movie review, watching MST3K on my laptop, and on the TV is Nightmare on Elm Street 2 (the gayest movie in history) from FearNet On Demand.  I am not sated.  None of this is doing anything to make me any less bored, antsy, and generally [...]

I mentioned it in passing yesterday, but it’s been published now, so you can read the article (that was supposed to be a blog post) but turned into its own giant treatise on the potential for a zombie MMORPG. Long story short, I think that the time for a zombie MMORPG is, well, now.  Between [...]

As you might or might not know, World of Warcraft and I have been in an on-again, off-again relationship for quite some time. I’ll admit, I haven’t always been faithful. I’ve had flings with old girlfriends (Fallout), I’ve got a lady on the side as a casual thing (Guild Wars), and occasionally I’ve been known [...]

Over at the Electronics Shack, I posted a link to a Knight Rider case mod that was featured over at Engadget, and complained about the lack of Panjabi MC music being played by the KITT case. Of course, since I posted the video of the KITT mod over there, I couldn’t very well post the [...]

Yeah, that’s right. They’re going to make a video game based on the multiple-Oscar winning cinema classic Saw! Some snippets from the article above, for those too lazy to read: There’s no real word on what the game play will be like, but I can only see it going in one of two directions. It [...]