Subtle Bluntness

Hey gang. For those of you that have iPods or other MP3 playing devices, let’s try something different tonight. Instead of stealing music like you usually do, thereby depriving Jay Z of his much-needed fifth Bentley, why don’t you do something good with your life and listen to an hour of sports talk featuring yours [...]

I am absoultely worn out. Yet, here I am. It’s close enough to 3:30 in the morning, and I cannot even get close to sleep. My mind, as usual, is just flying around. The fact that I watched the confrontation between Buzz Bissinger and Will Leitch again probably isn’t helping me. I already vented a [...]

It was a great race. Big Brown, if he can keep from getting hurt, is the real deal. He’s a monsterous horse in size, he looks great, and he tore through 1 1/4 miles like it was a walk down the street. He even had enough energy after the race to bite his accompanying horse [...]

Do you want to call this post the Miami Hurricraps, or the Miami Crappicanes? Either way, I’m going to indulge in a little schadenfreude and rub Ginger‘s nose in the crapulence of her hometown college’s shitty, shitty football team. Kirby Freeman sucked the other day. He was, quite possibly, the suckiest suck that ever sucked. [...]

KENTUCKY KNOCKS OFF LSU! HELL HATH FROZEN OVER! THE ENTIRE STATE OF LOUISIANA CAN KISS MY ASS! THAT’S DICKIE MOTHERFUCKIN’ LYONS JR. THIS IS REAL FOOTBALL! I’M VERY EXCITED! IT’S ON NOW, TENNESSEE! PREPARE TO DIE! Hey LSU, remember when you ran the score up last year? Go fuck yourselves with an alligator. Welcome to [...]

So this week I’ve written three things for Den of Geek.  One of them, my Transformers review, is already ready for viewing.  The other two things, an article on why America’s Big Brother sucks and what Endemol can do to make it better and an article on Jason Statham as the new karate guy, will [...]