Subtle Bluntness

In honor of the snow outside, and in honor of my week-long nosebleeds (I’ve gotten my first sinus infection of the season, so I guess those pills and sprays are working out for me), I thought, “Who knows more about snow and nosebleeds than Dr. Rockzo, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown?  Nobody, that’s who.

Happy New Year, gang.

I Wanna Rock U Hard This Xmas – watch more funny videos In the words of the Dan Band, “Have a very merry motherfucking Christmas.  Peace on earth, we are the world, and frickin’ kumbaya!”

I’m struggling mightily with my holiday blues.  This has been the year from hell for a whole lot of friends, both new and old, and while things are going okay for me comparatively, it’s still hard to keep a brave face on this time of year.  The fact that I’m STILL not ready for Christmas [...]

I think this Christmas thing is going to work.  If I just keep beating myself with Trans-Siberian Orchestra and heavy metal Christmas songs, it might help me power through the holiday season like Santa through a bucket of cookies and quart of milk.

I’ve decided that, this year, I’m going to get into the Christmas spirit even if it kills me.  And if I have to be Christmassy, all you motherfuckers are coming along for the ride whether you like it or not.  That means tinsel, that means wreaths, that means poinsettia bushes, that means the whole nine [...]

You have your choice of creepy mash-ups for your Feel Good Friday today.  There’s Rick Astley vs. Nirvana and there’s Rick Astley vs. Nine Inch Nails.  Choose your adventure! If you didn’t laugh and shake your head in a bemused manner, then allow me to present you with the NSFW mash-up of Lil John and [...]

For all of you out there on Black Friday, picking fights and busting heads in the name of The Supreme Value, I wish you the best of luck.  Those of us who value sanity over money will be tucked safely into bed until well past noon.  All the good deals shall be gone, but there’s [...]

If you want to just hear the song and you don’t want the funny video, then I’ve got your hook-up.

This is in honor of my first 100% singing performance on Rock Band 2.  It was this very song, Everlong, and I have to say that I absolutely crushed it.  CRUSHED IT.  I also managed to crack 90% on the song below, which is almost as difficult as Dylan’s Tangled Up In Blue singing-wise.  Well, [...]