Subtle Bluntness

Everyone makes action movies, and Christmas movies, and in some cases action movies set AT Christmas, but nobody has ever made a real Christmas action movie.  They still haven’t, but thanks to the Internet, we now know what the trailer would look like.  It brings Christmas cheer like a bullet in the brain. I love [...]

Every Christmas carol deserves a good action sequence! But Patrick Swayze isn’t all inclusive, so let’s try a holiday song for everyone, shall we? To Donnie Most!

On the expressway this afternoon, a great deal of my trip was spent riding alongside a taxi cab.  This happens a lot, as I work pretty close to the airport and there’s always some kind of traveling cabbie train coming or going from there, but this was a little different.  Inside the cab, the cabbie [...]

Last night I saw the movie Twilight.  I worked on my review when I got home, thought I had it finished, then I reread it this morning.  Then I went back to work on it. I rarely, if ever, do that.  Once I get done with something, I send it off, otherwise I’m the type [...]

<!– @page { size: 8.5in 11in; margin: 0.79in } P { margin-bottom: 0.08in } –> I am Turkatron. I have come from the year 9595 to save this bird that lies before you for he is the great, great, great, great grandfather…of Goblox…the turkey that’s destined to lead the rebellion against master chickens. Since I’m [...]

I was sitting in the break room at work today, enjoying a salad.  One of the people I work with came in, and the first thing she said to me was this: “Ron, you look more and more like Jesus every day.” I glanced up at her, gave her my most beatific smile, and said [...]

When I left my place of employment today, what did I see fluttering and flying about in the air?  Snow, of course.  It looked like an explosion in a candy factory, and little white clumps of confectioner’s sugar and gel ignite were raining down everywhere. Somehow, I managed to resist the urge to careen through [...]

The SportsBastards BastardCast Episode 5 is up and ready for your ears.  This week, find out about just how bad of an idea it is to have prunes and coffee for breakfast, the defensive coordinator for Team Mexico during the upcoming race war, staph infections and the epic fail that is the Cleveland Browns janitorial [...]

This morning when I put on these pants, I felt something cold and wet-feeling on my thigh by my pocket.  So I checked inside my pockets and there was nothing.  Dry, empty.  But when I moved, I could still feel something so I take my pants off, turn them inside out and guess what I [...]

Okay, I’m mostly testing my new video-playing plug-in to see what it can do, but this video is insanely awesome.  This’ll be my make-up Feel Good Friday post that I didn’t make because I was busy strangling this website into submission like Ted Bundy at a cheerleader convention. Okay, if you link to me and [...]