Subtle Bluntness

So Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven.  God asked her, “You can have one wish, what would you like done on earth?” She says, “Save the suffering children.” So God kills Michael Jackson. Author’s Note: No, I didn’t write this one, but it was sent to me.  Yes, I know it’s bad.

Me: Why did you have to go and kill Michael Jackson? Garth Marenghi: I’m sorry. Me: Now his zombie won’t stop dancing on my lawn Garth Marenghi: It’s like “Return of the Living Dead II” only real. No one deserves that. If only I’d known this would happen, I’d’ve spared his life. Me: luckily for [...]

In the spirit of giving (and in the spirit of thanking her for sending me a whole box of leftover movie swag), allow me to share with you, one of my four readers, a horrible joke that my friend Katie of Word of Mouth OKC sent me the other day. Q: What’s Irish and stays [...]

I’m on a serious GraphJam kick.  Here’s another one, this time dedicated to everyone’s hero, Happycat. I think I need to be stopped before it’s too late.

For those of you who won’t get my GraphJam, which is most of you, here’s the song:

Mars:  Omg, there is a bird outside tweeting its head off.  I want to throw hot coffee on it. Ron:  Someone should sign him up for blogging instead of Twitter! Ron:  Oh, wait Mars:  … hahaha

So the swine flu is coming to kill you and rape your pets.  Now you can either go read what the government and science has to say about our latest super disease and either be scared out of your wits or you can go read a list of things I’ve learned about virus outbreaks from [...]

This is hilarious.  I’m just glad I’m a professional, so New Batman doesn’t yell at me.

Dear Potential Snuggie Owners, Hi.  Right now on my TV, Tony Kornheiser on Pardon The Interruption is wearing a Snuggie.  Given that he’s an 8,000 year old Jewish man, I figure he’s the Snuggie’s target audience.  The reader(s) of this blog probably aren’t, given that I don’t think any of you are Jewish mummies.  Anyway, [...]

I wish I could post this on Shaktronics. I swear, it’s like they took my running internal dialogue whenever I try to do anything technical-related (moving PopFi to my server space, setting up my cable box and DVD players, HTML coding, loading music onto my MP3 player, you name it) and turned it into the [...]