Subtle Bluntness

At what point does a group go from “good for a comedy band” to just plain good?  Is there a certain threshold?  I don’t know.  I’m sure there is, but I think it’s something that can’t really be quantified.  I just know that if Here Come The Mummies didn’t sing anything, I’d still love this [...]

Enjoy this delicious bowl of weird pudding.

Goodnight Keith Moon might be my new favorite take on a classic literary tale ever.  This is just spectacular.  Kudos to Bruce Worden and Clare Cross for this deliciously dark nugget of comedy gold.  I could not be more amused by this.

Blame my blogless friend Andrew for this gem.
Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has”. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! [...]

So long as I keep finding stuff like this, I’ll keep posting it.

It’s like Alexandre Aja’s idea of a McDonald’s commercial!

From Attack of the Show via io9, here’s Rob Zombie’s Where The Wild Things Are.  I have to say, it looks like my kind of kaiju movie!  Anything involving the Wild Things bathing in blood I’m in favor of.

I have nothing to say, other than:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Via YBNBY, here’s a great mash-up of one of my favorite pop cultural phenomena with one of the biggest news stories of the past few weeks.  As always, the moral of our story here is don’t rape children.
And yes, before anyone rises to defend their favorite non-Victor Salva pedophile director, it was rape.  It wasn’t [...]

As some of you know, I have a lot of writing jobs.  Pretty much everywhere I post these days has some sort of blog advertisement, except for this site.  Not anymore.  I’ve managed to secure myself a sponsor for Subtle Bluntness, and here’s their commercial.

Actually, that’s not my sponsor.  I don’t have one.  But I [...]