Subtle Bluntness

Enjoy this delicious bowl of weird pudding.

Goodnight Keith Moon might be my new favorite take on a classic literary tale ever.  This is just spectacular.  Kudos to Bruce Worden and Clare Cross for this deliciously dark nugget of comedy gold.  I could not be more amused by this.

Blame my blogless friend Andrew for this gem. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, “Now, don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has”. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that [...]

So long as I keep finding stuff like this, I’ll keep posting it.

It’s like Alexandre Aja‘s idea of a McDonald’s commercial!

From Attack of the Show via io9, here’s Rob Zombie’s Where The Wild Things Are.  I have to say, it looks like my kind of kaiju movie!  Anything involving the Wild Things bathing in blood I’m in favor of.

I have nothing to say, other than: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Via YBNBY, here’s a great mash-up of one of my favorite pop cultural phenomena with one of the biggest news stories of the past few weeks.  As always, the moral of our story here is don’t rape children. And yes, before anyone rises to defend their favorite non-Victor Salva pedophile director, it was rape.  It [...]

As some of you know, I have a lot of writing jobs.  Pretty much everywhere I post these days has some sort of blog advertisement, except for this site.  Not anymore.  I’ve managed to secure myself a sponsor for Subtle Bluntness, and here’s their commercial. Actually, that’s not my sponsor.  I don’t have one.  But [...]

Just when I thought I’d seen the gayest thing ever, along comes showtunes-singing Charles Nelson Reilly in a banana costume.  Moments later, that horrible image is topped by the very same Banana Nelson Reilly drawing the most Freudian “banana” in a “hat” in phallic symbol history. If that’s not nightmare fuel, then I’ve never seen [...]