Dec 11 2009
Feel Good Friday: Merry Christmas From Our Robot Overlords
I’ve decided that, this year, I’m going to get into the Christmas spirit even if it kills me. And if I have to be Christmassy, all you motherfuckers are coming along for the ride whether you like it or not. That means tinsel, that means wreaths, that means poinsettia bushes, that means the whole nine terrifying yards right down to the Santa Claus wicker man we’re gonna burn Nicolas Cage alive in to slake the blood thirst of Christmas overfiend Krampus!
Don’t forget the holly…
Nooooo! You aren’t taking me down with you! Bah, Humbug and all that jazz.
I could never forget the holly.