Subtle Bluntness

I have no social commentary for this one, I just wish I had been able to go see them.

Yes, I decided to do a random Misfits celebration to lead up to Halloween.  If you don’t like it, then you can lump it, Chuckles.  We’ll call this the second day of Misfitsween, thanks to my previous video on Friday.

From Attack of the Show via io9, here’s Rob Zombie’s Where The Wild Things Are.  I have to say, it looks like my kind of kaiju movie!  Anything involving the Wild Things bathing in blood I’m in favor of.

I never got to see the New Misfits when they were around.  It goes without saying I’ve never seen the original Misfits, either.  But I have seen the Jerry Only Traveling Punk Rock All-Stars version of the Misfits (Marky Ramone/Robo, Jerry, and Dez Cadena) and I have seen Michael Graves doing Misfits songs and his [...]

To cheer us all up after the depressing Where the Wild Things Are, I figured we could turn to cheer-master Wes Anderson. Well, that was very, uh… *breaks down sobbing*  OH GOD WHY?!  LIFE SUCKS, LET’S ALL JUST DIE ALREADY!!!

I’ll link you to my review of Where the Wild Things Are, but I won’t make you read any more of my rambling.  Nope, to sum this particular flick up, I’ll just paste what Deadspin’s Dashiell Bennett said about this particular picture: How was your weekend? Did you see “Where The Wild Things Are,” the [...]

I have nothing to say, other than: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Paranormal Activity, the hit new horror movie, was made in 2007.  Have you ever wondered just why the movie sat around for two years?  Well I did, so I researched it and wrote about it for Den of Geek.  Go read it, and when you come back, we can talk about the companies that control [...]

I’ve been attending the hell out of the Baxter Avenue Theaters October extravaganza, Horror Through The Decades.  Every Saturday night at midnight, they’ve screened a different horror film from a different decade.  I’ve already seen The Tingler (awesome) and Rosemary’s Baby (also awesome).  This week is The Exorcist (can’t wait), with Beetlejuice and Bram Stoker’s [...]

Something about this just gets my head bobbing.  For realz, yo.  Actually, not for realz, but the best part is at the end, so feel free to skip ahead about halfway, but it’s pretty funny throughout. As my friend Andrew said, “I look forward to what things will be like in 50 years.  Retirement homes [...]