Oct 01 2009
Feel Good Friday: Gargoyles Over Louisville
October is the best month of the year, but don’t take my word for it. Just ask Big Daddy Drew from Deadspin:
It’s October today! OCTOBER! WOOHOO!!! The greatest month of all, dammit. I wish every month were October. That means YOU, August. What are you fucking good for? You just sit there, useless as Dick Jauron’s penis. October rules your shit. It’s got football, watchable baseball, long pants, candy, EVERYTHING. You get that fall smell in the air. And your taint isn’t sweaty anymore. Oh, man. I love it. October rules, and anyone who doesn’t like it can go fingerblast a bull. Here are the months, ranked in order of awesomeness:
1. October
2. May
3. November
4. December
5. September
6. June
7. July
8. April
9. January
10. March
11. Smarch
12. August
13. FebruaryI fucking hate August and February. If you could be put into a safe, voluntary coma for both those months every year (in Feb’s case, right after the Super Bowl ended), would you? FUCK AND YES, you would. Let’s savor this month, people. Motorboat that fucker.
But yes, let’s get on with the Feel Good Friday, shall we? Driving home from work (one thing to feel good about) I saw the electrical billboard for the local arena. And guess who was on the bill. Rob Zombie (!), Nekromantix (!!!!!), and Captain Clegg and the Night Creatures (AKA the best part of Halloween 2). It’s one of the many occasions where I’m way more excited about the opening bands than I am the headliner. I mean, come on, it’s Nekromantix! Anyway, less talk, more rawk.
GARGOYLES!
October is definitely a first in my book, but August rates a little higher on my list. I mean, it’s the month I was born in, so that alone makes August somewhat awesome!