Sep 14 2009

Gaying it up in Gamer

Published by Ron at 12:01 pm under Action, Den of Geek, Reviews, Sci-Fi, Shameless Self Promotion

I’ve decided that Michael C. Hall is completely incapable of acting in any role where the character is supposed to be a heterosexual.  Every role I’ve seen him in, from David Fisher to Dexter to Ken Castle in Gamer, comes across as the character being gay, even if the character isn’t supposed to be gay.  Maybe it’s just the way he learned to act, or maybe it’s just me, but I described Castle in my Gamer review as a gay Foghorn Leghorn.

It’s really starting to get distracting.  No matter how much he works out or how many people Dexter slices up, I just see a repressed homosexual.  Maybe he’ll always be David Fisher to me, I don’t know.  Here’s hoping he grows a beard and butches up for his next movie.

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6 Responses to “Gaying it up in Gamer”

  1. # Lyndaon 14 Sep 2009 at 11:40 pm

    I’m not familiar with his TV works and I thought he came across as homosexual in Gamer.

  2. # Ronon 17 Sep 2009 at 10:43 pm

    Every role I’ve ever seen him do is pretty dripping with homosexual overtones.

  3. # Junioron 25 Sep 2009 at 11:48 pm

    I dig Dexter, but yeah, he’s definitely got that perma-gay aura about him. I welcomed his stuff in Gamer, though, as most of the movie sucked six ways from Sunday.

  4. # Ronon 28 Sep 2009 at 2:47 pm

    Waitaminute, is that Junior Bruce’s music?!

  5. # Junioron 28 Sep 2009 at 10:24 pm

    If it’s got a chunky guitar riff, and a catchy hook, then probably.

  6. # Ronon 28 Sep 2009 at 10:44 pm

    Man, you should email me sometime!

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