Aug 05 2009
Bright *and* Gay
Just when I thought I’d seen the gayest thing ever, along comes showtunes-singing Charles Nelson Reilly in a banana costume. Moments later, that horrible image is topped by the very same Banana Nelson Reilly drawing the most Freudian “banana” in a “hat” in phallic symbol history.
If that’s not nightmare fuel, then I’ve never seen nightmare fuel.

Hahahahahahaha, I’d forgotten about that commercial; I remember seeing that on TV (and yes, I was young enough not to get the phallic influences back then, thank you very much. :p) I love how they were trying to pass off magic markers as “ink crayons”.
I was wondering what in the hell a “banana pen crayon” was.