Comments on: Feel Good Friday: Good Advice Edition

By: Duncan

Duncan — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 04:06:04 +0000

Personally, I was happy with the free beer part, and the part where instead of being quiet and aloof from the fuckers like I did in High School, I was uber douche. I can’t wait for the 20 year reunion where I can tell them one and all that they are fat, bald, failures of life again!

By: Ron

Ron — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 06:54:33 +0000

Wow, that’s impressive. I’m not sure what’s more impressive, douche up to 11, that they liked it, or that you got free beer.

By: Duncan

Duncan — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 01:16:14 +0000

It’s not much different except I was drinking beer that I didn’t pay for. Oh, and the people I was insulting were laughing as I insulted them to their faces in the most vulgar of fashion. I had ratcheted it up past 11 and was going in full on douche mode.

They still liked it. I think the only person who didn’t enjoy me being that much of an ass was my wife, and even she was laughing at half of it.

By: Ron

Ron — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:23:41 +0000

How is that any different from your normal behavior, Duncan?

By: Duncan

Duncan — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:50:10 +0000

Yeah Ron, I went to my 10 year reunion last year. I sat there, laughing at the people I hated in high school, drinking their beer, making fun of them, and being the biggest jackassed douche I could to people who I did not like.

Somehow, it was a huge hit.

My suggestion, go there, be yourself, and say fuck them.

By: Jade

Jade — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 08:05:48 +0000

The 10-year reunion is really the best one to go to–after that, it’s more or less downhill. I’ve got a 30th to go to next year (assuming we have one), and I might just give it a pass.