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Jun 25 2009

Michael Jackson Now Filming Thriller 2

Published by at 5:59 pm under Comedy Gold,Music,Randumb Thoughts,Zombies

Me: Why did you have to go and kill Michael Jackson?

Garth Marenghi: I’m sorry.

Me: Now his zombie won’t stop dancing on my lawn

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Garth Marenghi: It’s like “Return of the Living Dead II” only real. No one deserves that. If only I’d known this would happen, I’d’ve spared his life.

Me: luckily for me he seems a lot more interested in those cub scouts

Garth Marenghi: Who’s going to look after them now?

Me: Roman Polanski? Oh wait, those are girl scouts

Garth Marenghi: lol

Me: How about Victor Salva?

Garth Marenghi: He cares a lot.

Me: He has got so much love to give. And so much wine and sleeping pills.

Garth Marenghi: We’re both going to Hell.

Me: We really are.  And guess who’ll be waiting?
In one glove and a red leather coat

Garth Marenghi: Him and John Wayne Gacy.

Me: Now that’s scary.

In honor of Michael’s passing, Boy Scout troops across the country tomorrow will be wearing their pants at half-mast.

As usual, The Onion broke the story of MJ’s death ahead of everyone.

Author’s Note:  Is it tasteless to mock the dead? Sure. Is it tasteless to mock a dead pedophile? Not so much. Screw around with kids and you deserve all the public humiliation I can muster. Shame he did most of the humiliating himself with how he’s lived over the past 15 years or so.

Author’s Note 2:  Thriller is still really badass.  Second best thing John Landis has ever done, slightly after American Werewolf in London and slightly ahead of Animal House and The Blues Brothers.

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2 Responses to “Michael Jackson Now Filming Thriller 2”

  1. Lyndaon 25 Jun 2009 at 7:24 pm

    Considering how his appearance has declined over the years, I would say he was working on Thriller 3, but that’s just me. :)

    The Boy Scouts comment is my favorite. hahaha!

  2. Ronon 26 Jun 2009 at 11:45 am

    The important thing is now he’s officially zombielicious.

    Annie, can you eat brains? Can you eat brains, Annie? Annie, can you eat brains; can you eat brains Annie!?

    You’ve been bit by, you’ve been munched by, a zombie Jacko!

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