Jun 25 2009
Michael Jackson Now Filming Thriller 2
Me: Why did you have to go and kill Michael Jackson?
Garth Marenghi: I’m sorry.
Me: Now his zombie won’t stop dancing on my lawn
Garth Marenghi: It’s like “Return of the Living Dead II” only real. No one deserves that. If only I’d known this would happen, I’d've spared his life.
Me: luckily for me he seems a lot more interested in those cub scouts
Garth Marenghi: Who’s going to look after them now?
Me: Roman Polanski? Oh wait, those are girl scouts
Garth Marenghi: lol
Me: How about Victor Salva?
Garth Marenghi: He cares a lot.
Me: He has got so much love to give. And so much wine and sleeping pills.
Garth Marenghi: We’re both going to Hell.
Me: We really are. And guess who’ll be waiting?
In one glove and a red leather coat
Garth Marenghi: Him and John Wayne Gacy.
Me: Now that’s scary.
In honor of Michael’s passing, Boy Scout troops across the country tomorrow will be wearing their pants at half-mast.
As usual, The Onion broke the story of MJ’s death ahead of everyone.
Author’s Note: Is it tasteless to mock the dead? Sure. Is it tasteless to mock a dead pedophile? Not so much. Screw around with kids and you deserve all the public humiliation I can muster. Shame he did most of the humiliating himself with how he’s lived over the past 15 years or so.
Author’s Note 2: Thriller is still really badass. Second best thing John Landis has ever done, slightly after American Werewolf in London and slightly ahead of Animal House and The Blues Brothers.
Considering how his appearance has declined over the years, I would say he was working on Thriller 3, but that’s just me. :)
The Boy Scouts comment is my favorite. hahaha!
The important thing is now he’s officially zombielicious.
Annie, can you eat brains? Can you eat brains, Annie? Annie, can you eat brains; can you eat brains Annie!?
You’ve been bit by, you’ve been munched by, a zombie Jacko!