Subtle Bluntness

That’s right, 10 Things Movies Teach Us About Virus Outbreaks made front page over at the IMDB (as well as Fark).  Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

So the swine flu is coming to kill you and rape your pets.  Now you can either go read what the government and science has to say about our latest super disease and either be scared out of your wits or you can go read a list of things I’ve learned about virus outbreaks from [...]

So thanks to Kiwibox I got to see the best picture of 2008, Slumdog Millionaire.  I don’t know if it’s the best picture, but it definitely is a hellaciously entertaining movie with a timeless plot energized by its location and the obvious directing talents of one of my favorites, Danny Boyle.  Check out my DVD [...]

I love Guitar Wolf.  The movie they were in, Wild Zero, is like if you crossed Rock and Roll High School with Return of the Living Dead.  Just replace Riff Randell with a guy and replace Tina with Bree from Transamerica.  It doesn’t hurt that their CDs are the loudest CDs I own.  Seriously, I [...]

This is hilarious.  I’m just glad I’m a professional, so New Batman doesn’t yell at me.

See that up there?  That’s Samuel L. Jackson in a Nazi uniform.  Kind of crazy, isn’t it? Well, that’s actually one of the most sane things about The Spirit, which I reviewed on Special 2-Disc DVD.  I was eagerly awaiting the movie when I heard it was going to be released, as I wanted to [...]

Happy Rebirthday, Jesus! (Sorry, Christians.)

SuperJail is one of the best shows on TV right now.  If you’re not watching it, then you’re missing out on some of the most hilarious violence on screen since the climactic lawnmower scene in Peter Jackson’s Dead Alive.  But me saying that doesn’t prove anything, so watch this video instead.

Note to self:  Mixing pills that make you cough with syrup that prevents coughing is a really bad idea.  Also, mixing pseudophedrine and codeine is a REALLY bad idea.

In happier, healthier times, I was reviewing baseball games for the Wii.  But in this dark day, I’ve found myself repeating my name and address about a thousand times on doctor forms. Two things I love: obnoxious bureaucracy and paying someone to tell me something’s wrong with me! As it turns out, I’ve never been [...]