Subtle Bluntness

Add in a little Jewish Penicillin and you’ve got yourself a good ol’ fashioned snot party with special guest star Ron as Patient Zero (AKA Froggy Von Croaksalot).

For a song called “No Fun,” they all seem to be having a pretty good time hanging out and playing it.  Especially Iggy, which requires a quote from Trainspotting. Tommy:  Useless motherfucker, that’s what she called me.  I told her, I’m sorry, but these things happen.  Let’s put it behind us. Spud:  That’s fair enough. [...]

So people send me DVDs.  I write reviews of them and link to them.  People read them and tell me I suck or that I am awesome.  If they tell me I’m awesome, I know they’re smart and handsome people.  If they tell me I suck, I know that they should probably be issued helmets [...]

I have a confession to make.  I think I’ve finally started to come around to the idea that Nicolas Cage is no longer really trying to push himself.  He’s content, as we all would be, to take big paychecks and not do too much work except when he wants to.  Hence all the action-thriller blow-em-ups [...]

Yeah, I know I missed actual St. Patrick’s Day.  I suck at being Irish.  I’ll just blame it on the booze I didn’t drink, and we’ll all pretend that it wasn’t because I came home from work and fell right to sleep.  Deal?  Deal.  I’m totally not old and lame at 27.  (Well, okay, I [...]

Bonnie Hammer, whens he was in charge at the Sci Fi Channel, almost ruined the network.  This is the woman who, among other things, canceled MST3K.  Now that she’s managed to fail her way up the food chain at NBC Universal, her war on the Sci Fi Channel continues as she’s ordered her acolytes to [...]

And a wrestling reminder for the few folks who’ll remember it:  OH MY GOD!  RVD’s coming to the ring to blow spots and flip around!  Once again, I have to say it.  I miss ECW.  I also miss Mr. Monday Night, The Whole Fuckin’ Show, Rob Van Dam.

Of the four major networks, Fox broadcasts the least amount of network primetime programming, and the highest percentage of their programming is science fiction (unless you count ‘drama’ as a category, which I don’t because most of their dramas could also be called sci-fi about half the time).  Yet this network, which spends a fortune [...]

I have a love/hate affair with YouTube.  I love it, because I love instant access to a wide variety of weird videos, but I hate it because I’ll get sucked into searching, clicking on other links, and general aimless browsing for hours if I’m not careful.  For example, I was browsing the site when I [...]

Well, another weekend has come and gone, and for once, the American public surprised the crap out of me by rejecting the horror of Hanson 2.0 (the Jonas Brothers) at the box office.  That $30-40 million dollar payday their 3-D concert experience was supposed to yield?  Didn’t happen. Instead, Americans chose to go see Tyler [...]