Subtle Bluntness

Back when Weezer was awesome and still had Matt Sharp.  Sigh.

Well, I try to avoid watching the news if I’m not in the mood to get angry.  Unfortunately, I don’t always control the remote, and by the time I got my hands on the power of Greyskull I was sucked into a CNN report about the increasing cost of college.  One of the most interesting [...]

So that happened.  Tyler Perry’s Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail made $41 million dollars this weekend.  In turn, I jammed a salad fork into the bottom of my foot. In less unpleasant news, I got to review I Love The 80’s:  The Naked Gun and Choke:  Special Edition for various places.  I love it [...]

Dear Potential Snuggie Owners, Hi.  Right now on my TV, Tony Kornheiser on Pardon The Interruption is wearing a Snuggie.  Given that he’s an 8,000 year old Jewish man, I figure he’s the Snuggie’s target audience.  The reader(s) of this blog probably aren’t, given that I don’t think any of you are Jewish mummies.  Anyway, [...]

I could not be more excited by this.  I hate remakes, but these two trailers alone contain so many redone versions of classic Jason kills that it may as well be called Friday the 13th:  Jason’s Greatest Hits.  So yeah, I’m very excited by the prospect of another Friday the 13th Jason Festival.  I’ve already [...]

I wish I could post this on Shaktronics. I swear, it’s like they took my running internal dialogue whenever I try to do anything technical-related (moving PopFi to my server space, setting up my cable box and DVD players, HTML coding, loading music onto my MP3 player, you name it) and turned it into the [...]

Sometimes the Internet causes me great pain.  One of the best things about my new writing gig over at Kiwibox is that whenever people respond, they get these things called Kiwipoints.  They’re like regular points, but green and kind of fuzzy.  Anyway, because people get Kiwipoints to respond to things like my DVD review of [...]

My long hair is gone.  Everyone wave goodbye to the hippie that used to blog here.  Goodbye, hippie!

The electricity is back at my house.  I could not be more pleased.  Actually, I guess it’s been on since late Saturday, but last night was the first night it was on without an outage for the whole night.  This is major progress, especially given that we’re supposed to get more snow Tuesday and Wednesday. [...]