Subtle Bluntness

Well, I’m just everywhere these days.  You know my other places that I write by now, but perhaps you don’t know the latest place I’m doing DVD reviews at.  It’s called Kiwibox, and it’s like a social networking/magazine thing.  The magazine part is what I’m mostly there for. Either way, they get DVDs in for [...]

I can’t even play one guitar.  I hate this guy for being able to play two at once.  Still, I love that song.

Merry Christmas, blogosphere.  I hope you and yours have had a wonderful holiday, and I hope you all sang happy birthday to Jesus.  If you don’t, I he will be mad.  But it’s okay, he’s all about forgiveness (so long as you sold your watch to buy him combs for his beautiful hair). I’ll celebrate [...]

Everyone makes action movies, and Christmas movies, and in some cases action movies set AT Christmas, but nobody has ever made a real Christmas action movie.  They still haven’t, but thanks to the Internet, we now know what the trailer would look like.  It brings Christmas cheer like a bullet in the brain. I love [...]

Every Christmas carol deserves a good action sequence! But Patrick Swayze isn’t all inclusive, so let’s try a holiday song for everyone, shall we? To Donnie Most!

You know, for most of the big stars, I can see their appeal.  Even if I don’t personally like her, I can see why people (women especially) would like the nonthreatening girl next door Julia Roberts, even if equinophobics cringe every time she opens her muzzle to devour a bag of oats.  I can see [...]

I try not to have unreasonable expectations for movies.  I knew going in that The Day The Earth Stood Still was going to be brainless, pointless, and very loud.  I’m fine with that.  I knew going in that Keanu Reeves would be involved.  I was prepared. All I wanted from The Day The Earth Stood [...]

Since it’s snowing outside as we speak, why not for for a little walk in a winter wonderland?

On the expressway this afternoon, a great deal of my trip was spent riding alongside a taxi cab.  This happens a lot, as I work pretty close to the airport and there’s always some kind of traveling cabbie train coming or going from there, but this was a little different.  Inside the cab, the cabbie [...]

I’ve braced myself for the torment of hate that may never come.  Here’s my absolutely scathing review of Twilight.  The only movie I’ve ever seen that just begged me to drop a Cleveland steamer on it this much was Jeepers Creepers.  The only thing that puts Creepers over the top is the pedophile director.  Catherine [...]