Nov 19 2008

“Would you like another fish sandwich?”

Published by at 10:38 pm under Comedy Gold

I was sitting in the break room at work today, enjoying a salad.  One of the people I work with came in, and the first thing she said to me was this:

“Ron, you look more and more like Jesus every day.”

I glanced up at her, gave her my most beatific smile, and said in my most soothing voice, “Thank you, my child.”

Really, I don’t see what she’s talking about.  I mean, here’s a picture of me taken today at our Thanksgiving pot-luck banquet.  Do you see anything Jesusy about me?

I'm the guy in the middle.

I am the guy in the middle.

I just don’t see it, myself.

3 responses so far

3 Responses to ““Would you like another fish sandwich?””

  1. Gingeron 19 Nov 2008 at 11:08 pm

    hmmm…no, I don’t see the resemblance. You have more of an eviiiiillll stare out of your eyes that the Savior probably would have had…doncha think?

  2. hollyon 20 Nov 2008 at 12:46 pm

    I can totally see (and hear) you saying that. Thanks for the smile :).

  3. Ronon 20 Nov 2008 at 10:01 pm

    Ginger: Me, evil? Never.

    Holly: You’re very welcome. I’m actually kind of proud of myself for my quick response about the whole thing, as it was just an incredibly out of the blue comment.

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