Subtle Bluntness

Not only did Jane Q. take a Misfits song, she also took The Ramones and Michael Jackson, but I’m not going to let that stop me.  After all, I’ve only seen some version of the Misfits four times now, AND I saw Michale Graves on his solo tour promoting Punk Rock Is Dead, so I [...]

Because I am the meme thief, I’ll steal this meme from Holly just like I stole FGF from… whoever I stole it from.  Probably Ginger, but I’ll be damned if I can remember. It was either this song or “Float.”  Either one works.  Flogging Molly has a lot of songs that make the room dustier [...]

The incredible zombie romance webcomic Raising Hell is coming back for Season 2, starting this Halloween!  In case you missed it in February when I ranted and raved just how awesome this mix of zombies, punk rock, and romance was, you’ve got plenty of time to catch up before the second go-around comes around.  Really, [...]

Sometimes you just have to say fuck the blues and dance.  So, “Fuck the blues and dance.”  In this case, I guess it’s more like “Fuck the blues and jig.” Author’s note:  I’ve seen these guys twice at the Warped Tour, and once in an official concert.  They never fail to absolutely destroy every other [...]

Yeah, I missed another weekend of box office results last week. I just couldn’t stomach the thought of having to write about the number one movie in the country being Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Fortunately, with a little help from the extra-potent combat drugs found in this week’s top film, Max Payne ($17 million), I can [...]

Who was Rudy Ray Moore?  Well, I’ll let the man himself tell you. You can read my tribute at that link up there, but I don’t think anyone can pay homage to Dolemite moreso than the human blaxploitation parody (and my favorite rapper of all time), Ol’ Dirty Bastard.  Take it away, Big Baby Jesus:

Of the new characters introduced in Little Britain, the one that seems to be the least amusing to me is the eighth man on the moon, Bing Gordyn. All the good things I said about the show in my episode 2 review seem to fall by  the wayside when this new addition in on the [...]

I don’t think I’ve ever gone into a movie, watched it, and come out with this thought: “That movie could’ve used the soothing directorial touch of Uwe Boll.” Then again, this is the first time I’ve ever seen a film as potentially ludicrous as Max Payne refuse to embrace the brain-searing incomprehensibility of its stated [...]

Greetings, boys and girls.  For those of you that haven’t already subscribed to the SportsBastards Bastardcast via iTunes (and really, why haven’t you?), I figured I’d share with you the information that the latest podcast is up and availble.  Head over here and clickify yourself the appropriate link for lots of LOLs, a new StatGirl, [...]