Subtle Bluntness

Cats get a bad rap these days. Now, there are a lot of dumb cats out there, but the future President Happycat is doing a lot to break down the old stereotypes of LOLcats as ignorant, with a little help from former MST3K writer and Rifftrax personality Bill Corbett. What’s Mabel doing to end discrimination [...]

I was going to do a legitimate post, but while I’m working on that, have a video of a zombie outbreak instead. I could complain about how real zombies don’t have heat signatures, but that would take away from how good the video is despite the logical inconsistencies. Then again, as anyone could tell you, [...]

It’s strange. Sometimes I’ll send stuff off to Den of Geek for publication, and then when it finally gets published, I won’t actually notice it’s been done. That’s why I may have a piece published on the 22nd, but I’ll only get around to shamelessly whoring the link on the 24th. Such is the case [...]

Warning: this Den of Geek article about the upcoming Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe game contains a lot of irrational hatred directed towards the world’s worst super hero, Aquaman. Seriously, Aquaman is completely lame. Sure, he’s nice to have around if you’re in the mood for some sushi or looking to score a little mermaid [...]

Embiggen the above picture. Den of Geek made it into The Guardian’s Internet section! Plus, we got Farked again last week, which is good news! Shame it was a week with no Rontent, but what’re you gonna do? (other than write a bunch of articles this weekend so you won’t miss out when another tabloid [...]

And now, about 11:18, we had our first aftershock. Hopefully it was just an aftershock, and not just a warning for a serious earthquake to come. A 5.4 is pretty good, so maybe that’ll be enough to sate the rage of Pluto. If not, we’re gonna have to round up some virgins. This should make [...]

“Hey Ron, what’d you do this morning?” Oh, the usual. Went to bed about 3 AM, wrote some blogs, drank a couple of beers, got roused from bed at 5:37 AM by an earthquake… you know, same old shit. Yes, we felt the earthquake here, and yes, it did cause some damage at places not [...]

I can’t stand idly by and just hand Mabel the presidency. Does Mabel, the astronaut, fit in with the common man? Does she understand what YOU’RE going through? Does Mabel believe in our LOLord and Savior, Ceiling Cat? The sad answer, my friends, is no. Mabel is just another Beltway insider; a child of privlege [...]

“We’re Grandaddy, and we play Strokes covers.” “Come on, wake the fuck up! …no, go back to bed.”

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