Subtle Bluntness

Over at the Electronics Shack, I posted a link to a Knight Rider case mod that was featured over at Engadget, and complained about the lack of Panjabi MC music being played by the KITT case. Of course, since I posted the video of the KITT mod over there, I couldn’t very well post the [...]

Blame Josh for this. It’s probably the funniest non-Seagal YouTube video I’ve watched in the last 10 minutes. Seriously, it’s great, and it’s completely appropriate given my last couple of blog posts have been all about the crotchblasting fists of fury.

When Steven Seagal goes on an airplane and is given his free sack of nuts, do you think the stronger urge is to kick them across the plane, smash them in his bare hands, or deep-fry them? That question came to me last night after writing about Steven Seagal’s love of homoerotic ball-smashing. I’d just [...]

Have you seen the advertisements for the 2007 Steven Seagal classic, Urban Justice, on Spike TV? They picked up the cable rights as part of their Movies for Guys series, and as such, it’s the only Movie For Guys they’ve had on that has more than one person in it you’ll recognize. I’m sure it [...]

This isn’t exactly my feeling towards Valentine’s Day, but it is pretty damn funny. I think I’m gonna make myself a singletini tonight, just to see how awful that combination of whiskey, gin, vodka, and lime juice actually is. Happy V-Day to you all, and to all a good night.

So, for those of you who aren’t in Louisville, which is all of you, there’s been what meteorologists are calling “a metric fuckton” of snow today. It started on my drive home and continues, albeit less forcefully, at this very moment. The projected total is somewhere between 4-8 inches of snow, plus sleet, ice, freezing [...]

Well, what do you get the guy who already blogs pretty much all over the Internet? Why, the one thing he needs more than anything else: another place to blog! Because I wasn’t busy enough with the blog you read here, Den of Geek, Shaktronics, Sports Bastards, World of Warcraft, my heroin addiction, and my [...]

So, have you guys been watching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles? I’ll be honest; it’s been pretty awesome. It’s had a few rough patches, but what show doesn’t? Week after week, it’s been the best new sci-fi series on TV this year, and I’d go so far as to say the best sci-fi TV series [...]

Your weekend box-office champion? Hannah fucking Montana. Seriously. I blame this whole ‘let’s make movies for tween girls’ trend on Titanic. Thanks a lot, James Cameron. I know you gave us Terminator and Aliens, but… dude, this is all your fault. Your stupidly long, boring, 3-hour ode to effeminate artists who drown in the North [...]

There’s a term in the movie industry called development hell. Basically, you’ve got your story, you might have a script or writers attached, you might have directors attached, and you might already be sinking millions of money into a project, but for some reason you just can’t get all your ducks in a row and [...]