Jan 31 2008
The Saw Video Game?!
Yeah, that’s right. They’re going to make a video game based on the multiple-Oscar winning cinema classic Saw! Some snippets from the article above, for those too lazy to read:
There’s no real word on what the game play will be like, but I can only see it going in one of two directions. It will either be like Rockstar’s Manhunt with less plot, or Rockstar’s Grand Theft Auto series but with absolutely no fun. Either way, I see blood by the gallons, genitals in bear traps, and absolutely no redeeming social values whatsoever other than the important lesson, “It hurts to stick tender bits into bear traps, so don’t do it.”
Finally, a violent video game Uwe Boll can’t make into a movie!
Of course, I make a great recommendation for a MMORPG I’d dump WoW to play in a heartbeat (not Fallout this time, but a different one [though I will be playing the Fallout MMORPG]), but if I told you what it is here, you wouldn’t have to go read it, now wouldya?
“Saw” never won an Oscar.
Yeah, I’m aware. It’s called mockery. :)
I guess my own dry wit kept me from reading into yours! :)
I blame the lack of meat in your diet. Nothing keeps your wits from drying out like congealing burger grease! Mmm, lardalicious!