Subtle Bluntness

Yeah, that’s right. They’re going to make a video game based on the multiple-Oscar winning cinema classic Saw! Some snippets from the article above, for those too lazy to read: There’s no real word on what the game play will be like, but I can only see it going in one of two directions. It [...]

Come along with me, brothers and sisters, for the maiden voyage of the Cinematic Titanic. That would be the new project from Mystery Science Theater 3000 creator Joel Hodgson, “Dr. F” Trace Beaulieu, TV’s Frank Conniff, “Mrs. F” Mary Jo Pehl, and J. Elvis Weinstein. Huzzah! In spite of my moderately critical review, I’m incredibly [...]

I can’t decide if I want to be excited by what may be the goriest Rambo ever, or sad because he’s like 62 and he’s doing this. Perhaps you can call it…exsaddened. That sounds about right. I’m exsaddened by the new Rambo movie, and exsaddened that the franchises I’ve enjoyed for many years are what [...]

I’ve already made my serious commentary on Heath Ledger, but I just can’t hold back anymore. So for those of you who are as sick as I am, there’s gonna be some funny ahead. If you’re not as sick as I am, or can’t appreciate wholly inappropriate jokes, by all means go here and enjoy [...]

There are very few people that, if I ran into them on the street, I’d be outright afraid of them should I say anything to them. One of these few men is NFL legend, actor, activist, and generally bad dude Jim Brown. I’m not talking about Jim Brown from his heyday (who wouldn’t be afraid [...]

So, I was thinking of a way in which I could pay homage to the good Doctor, Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., whose holiday gives us a day off of work in the middle of January. I mean, he did that for me, so the least I could do is return the favor for [...]

So, I finally bit the bullet and picked myself up a Nintendo Wii with a massive bundle via Wal-Mart. Read more details here. Anyone have any recommendations for games or much-needed accessories I should pick up, aside from Wii Sports?

Okay, so I’ve already admitted how much I love Roger Corman movies, but if you’ll remember a key line in my otherwise effusive praising of the King of the B’s, I said that in order to find the diamonds you have to search through a fair bit of rough. We’ve focused on the diamonds, now [...]

Okay, so most of you know by now I’m a pretty opinionated guy, and one of the things I feel most passionately about is tattoos. Now, if you kids want to adorn yourself with ink, I don’t mind that. Hell, I don’t think I’ve dated a woman that didn’t have at least one tattoo, and [...]

I spent a lot of time over the holiday season watching television. Actually, I spent a lot of time watching television period, especially this year, but the holiday season is always a time in which lots of television is watched because when you don’t have to get up for work the next day and you [...]