Subtle Bluntness

Every time I see someone in a BMW, I think, “There goes someone who needs pills to get an erection.”

“Graphic designer needed for the Nashville Tennessean. No knowledge of HTML required, obviously, since we can’t even HTML our job posting correctly, or even be bothered to go back through and strip out the code automatically inserted by Microsoft Word. While our job posting can look like hot diarrhea straight out of 2girls1cup, miss one [...]

This is my least favorite time of year. I love the weather, but I hate the holiday season. Of course, there are things I like (the Samuel Adams Winter Collection will be discussed at length in a later post) about this time of year, but most of your big gathering holidays kind of suck. It’s [...]

Probably not safe for work, but if you’re working on T-Give, you deserve yourself some boobs and beheadings for your troubles.

So, you want to know what I’ll be doing tomorrow about this time? Well, that’s a great question, and let me put it to you this way: Reverend Horton Heat, Hank Williams III, and Nashville Pussy at Nashville’s beautiful performance venue, The Cannery Ballroom. I will be there with bells on, and if you’re one [...]

As some of you know, I wrote about Bruce Campbell’s greatness over at Den of Geek and, behind the scenes (and also in the article) I told Sarah just how cool Bruce was about writing back to fans who emailed him and whatnot. Well, of course, I say this, but I lack the balls to [...]

Michael: This disaster is a serial killer. A creepy guy [gestures at Dwight] who has abducted me and is taking me out into the wilderness to leave me for dead. Dwight: No, I would never leave you for dead. I would never let you escape. Michael: Well, yes I would, and I would survive. Dwight: [...]

Do you want to call this post the Miami Hurricraps, or the Miami Crappicanes? Either way, I’m going to indulge in a little schadenfreude and rub Ginger‘s nose in the crapulence of her hometown college’s shitty, shitty football team. Kirby Freeman sucked the other day. He was, quite possibly, the suckiest suck that ever sucked. [...]

Tonight the Misfits are playing at Expo 5 (supported by my favorite local punk band, the Dead City Rejects), and, strangely, I don’t know if I’m going to go. No, it’s not the real Danzig/Jerry Only/Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein/ROBO Misfits; it’s more like the Jerry Only Traveling Punk Rock All Stars featuring Dez Cadena of [...]

A brief update on this chilly and haunted Halloween night. I’ve been busy over at Den of Geek the last week, and here’s a little update of what I’ve been doing yonder for those still in the Halloween spirit (and also fans of The Office). The Office 4.05: Local Ad. Limitless paper in a paperless [...]