Oct 23 2007
Tell me you didn’t just say that…
She did not go there. If she had a penis, she’d be a dead man.
[23:49]Mars, on Dracula 2000: This is like… Army of Darkness. With a better budget.
[23:50] Ron: Dude
[23:50] Ron: you crossed a fucking line
[23:50] Mars: Nahhhh.
[23:50] Ron: me and you are breaking up
[23:50] Ron: it’s over
[23:50] Mars: LOL
[23:50] Ron: No more sex
[23:50] Mars: LOL
[23:50] Ron: except when you want some sex, then we can negotiate
[23:50] Mars: ::Dead::
[23:51] Ron: Don’t you EVER compare Dracula 2000 to Army of Darkness
[23:51] Ron: I’ve killed motherfuckers in prison for less than that.
[23:51] Ron: I will dance with you inside a six-sided ring of fire
[23:51] Mars: ::dying::
[23:51] Ron: I will tear your head off and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you can’t possibly imagine!
[23:51] Mars: ::cant…breathe::
[23:52] Ron: I gotta blog this shit
[23:52] Mars: You do!
Even though we’ve never had sex, my threat still stands.
[23:50] Ron: No more sex
[23:50] Mars: LOL
[23:50] Ron: except when you want some sex, then we can negotiate
If I had a quarter for every time I’ve been told that…
It’s a pretty male statement, even by my standards. If my goatee and casual disregard for human life didn’t give my maleness away, that probably does.
“No more sex” is such an idle threat when coming from a guy. It’s like when kids promise to hold their breath until they get what they want.