Subtle Bluntness

Date: October 28, 2007. Time: 1:57 PM EDT. Program: NFL on Fox, Colts Vs. Panthers Event: The first Christmas commercial of the year, for the Garmin GPS navigator deal. Sigh. IT’S NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YOU ASSHOLES! I don’t ask for that much. All I want is to not see Christmas commercials until after Thanksgiving. Hell, [...]

After dodging the Apocalypse, I managed to gather up my thoughts on The Office Episode 4: Money. Go read them over at Den of Geek, or else! -shakes threatening fist-

She did not go there. If she had a penis, she’d be a dead man. [23:49]Mars, on Dracula 2000: This is like… Army of Darkness. With a better budget. [23:50] Ron: Dude [23:50] Ron: you crossed a fucking line [23:50] Mars: Nahhhh. [23:50] Ron: me and you are breaking up [23:50] Ron: it’s over [23:50] [...]

So I went on an Amazon spending spree tonight. I finally cashed in my Den of Geek gift card, and another $100 gift card I won randomly. I still have another $100 gift card to spend at Meijer, and another $50 worth of cards to spend at Old Navy, so if you ever catch me [...]

Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified) Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating (classified).

KENTUCKY KNOCKS OFF LSU! HELL HATH FROZEN OVER! THE ENTIRE STATE OF LOUISIANA CAN KISS MY ASS! THAT’S DICKIE MOTHERFUCKIN’ LYONS JR. THIS IS REAL FOOTBALL! I’M VERY EXCITED! IT’S ON NOW, TENNESSEE! PREPARE TO DIE! Hey LSU, remember when you ran the score up last year? Go fuck yourselves with an alligator. Welcome to [...]

TV Party tonight! TV Party tonight! The Office 4:02 – “Dunder Mifflin Infinity” Reaper 1:02 – “Charged” Look for me, when I get caught up with my work, to add The Bionic Woman to my list of shows I’m reviewing over at Den of Geek. You guys should head on over and leave some comments. [...]

So we’re having another free stuff festival over at Shaktronics, and there have been like three entries in 9 days. It’s really disappointing, considering it’s free and I’ve personally linked at least 10 people, and only two of them signed up. So, I’m linking everyone here too. Go over to Shaktronics and win yourself a [...]

Listen, don’t think me some sort of uncharitable louse, okay? Let me finish what I have to say, then you’re more than welcome to call me an greedy prick who should be hit by a car. Maybe I am greedy, or maybe I’m just tired. Look, I give, okay? If I have money, I give [...]

And just what is all this? Why, series premiers, of course! Two things to chew on for you folks today, courtesy of Den of Geek and your old pal Ron. The Office 4:01 – “Fun Run” Reaper 1:01 – “Pilot” Is “Reaper” worth watching? Is “The Office” still the best comedy on television? Will Ron [...]