Subtle Bluntness

Mars: You see this? AP:  Pentagon balks at using ‘ray gun’ for Iraqi crowd control Mars: … Doesn’t even sound like the thing is actually ready to be used, according to the notes at the bottom of the story. Ron: “Unlike a stint in Abu Ghraib with Lynndie England, the ADS only provides a mild [...]

As I looked at myself in the mirror, I wondered, “What could I possibly do to make myself look less sexy?”  Then like a smack upside the head from the Vampire King of Country Western Troubadors, Unknown Hinson, it hit me.  Big gay muttonchops. You see, all my heroes have had muttonchops.  People like this [...]

Wright: I can seriously chew on a straw forever Ron: I can’t stand that shit, but I do chew gum a lot. Not that it bothers me to see people chew on stuff, but I can’t do it personally Wright: I chew, suck, and otherwise orally amuse myself whenever possible Ron: When my oral fixation [...]

I have another Flektor blog post up, this one extolling the virtues of Halo 3.  Now, I’ve played the original Halos, but wasn’t a huge fan, mostly because I can’t deal with all that blurry 3-D moving around on a crappy little TV screen. But, I am human.  When I saw the screenshots in the [...]

In every person’s life, there are more than a few occasions where you know you’re on the cusp of something that’s going to completely change everything in your life. There’s the knowledge of some precipice off in the distance, just waiting for you to drive your speeding car off of it. The average teen sex [...]

Okay folks, since I’ve finished my first blog for the good folks at Flektor, I’m able to, uh… announce that I’m now blogging and working for Flektor. My first post is up, so go check it out here, all you Survivorman and Man Vs. Wild-obsessed maniacs! Do it, or else I won’t get to keep [...]

I’ve been a busy bee during this brief respite from blogging.  To be fair to myself, I did have a big post written up that I later removed for modesty purposes (you could see my junk).  But I’ve had a ton of great ideas rolling around in my old brain bucket, and I figure maybe [...]

The following is a joke my father told me today. I share it with all interested parties and make no claims as to its level of funny. Though personally, I thought it was hilarious Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth both die and go up to heaven. They’re standing outside the pearly gates when St. Peter [...]

There is nothing people love more than a free game, which is why I initially gave Second Life a shot. I knew people who played it, and who enjoyed it; it’s sort of the reason why I began playing World of Warcraft, but since I was already paying for one game, I wasn’t going to [...]

I was born a poor black child. Oh wait, no. That’s Navin R. Johnson, not me. On August 8th, in the year of Our Lord Cthulhu 1981, a child was born. Well, probably many children were born, but only one of them matters. His name is me. In one of the few times in my [...]