Subtle Bluntness

So this week I’ve written three things for Den of Geek.  One of them, my Transformers review, is already ready for viewing.  The other two things, an article on why America’s Big Brother sucks and what Endemol can do to make it better and an article on Jason Statham as the new karate guy, will [...]

So, despite my better judgment, I find myself playing Devil’s advocate on a variety of health care issues over at Music City Bloggers (despite the fact I’m neither musical or in a city, just in the suburbs).  For the record, I don’t think there’s that much wrong with the current system, and what is wrong [...]

Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) is a normal high school student, trying to save up for a car, get good grades, and get the girl of his dreams, Mikaela Banes (Megan Fox). Unfortunately, the old Camaro his father buys for him turns out to be an interstellar robot and Sam finds himself in the middle of [...]

Ginger:  damn, a chigger has bitten my ass Me:  That’s why I think the Klan needs to make a comeback. Me:  Oh wait, you said “chigger.“ Ginger:  dear god Ginger:  LMAO me: Come on, that was funny! Ginger: that was hysterical!  I’m trying not to laugh out loud and wake up the house!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Who cares about the war or terrorism or the price of gas when we really need to be worrying about the increase in the price of beer?! Important issues here, people! My hobbies are at stake! If this is the result of increased usage of ethanol, then by God we need to go back [...]

The first email I ever wrote the lovely and talented Sarah Dobbs, in which I asked her to do film reviews for the old Living Corpse website, contained the post-script:  “PS:  Sorry about the whole Revolutionary War thing.”  I like to tell myself that’s what won her over to the dark side, though it was [...]

That’s right, kids.  Team America and GI Joe, together at last.  Nothing more a child of the 80′s like myself can appreciate than that.

So, yesterday I was invited at the last minute to the wedding of a guy I’ve met a couple of times through my friend Duncan. A FOAF wedding invitation. We’ve hung out before, have similar interests, and I like the guy, so I showed up and dutifully sat in the back for the 5 minutes [...]