Subtle Bluntness

So, I have a quick bit of self-promotion to get out of the way before I go on about my evening. First of all, my Hostel 2 review has been called up to the big leagues over at Den of Geek.  Strangely, it’s an Eli Roth movie I actually liked enough to praise.  Meanwhile, Eli’s [...]

View the wonders of fubakky. Side effects of Fubakky include incontinence, incompetence, insanity, depression, and spontaneous zombism.  Not for use by women who are pregnant or who may become pregnant, as opposed to pregnant men, who are still okay to try fubakky.

So if you watch a lot of late night cable television, as I do, then undoubtely you’re familiar with the man known as Smilin’ Bob.  And just why does Bob have that creepy Soundgarden “Black Hole Sun” music video smile on his face?  Simple; Smilin’ Bob knows the joys of Enzyte. Enzyte, as you probably [...]

My cousin is running NiT for two whole days, which means if I play my cards right I get a free link from NiT and all the hits and publicity that comes along with it. So, of course, I have absolutely nothing of substance to write about, thanks in no small part to the demise [...]

So according to the memes found at Mingle2 via Newscoma and everyone else, I’m 87% addicted to my R-rated blog (for saying penis twice and bastards once… I guess that’s penis four times and bastards three times now), and only 71% addicted to coffee. My dead body is worth $4425, so maybe I should cut [...]

I met up with some friends from college tonight to eat at BW3 (twice the price, half the food… but at least the sauce selection is of the good). Someone at my table got a mai tai, and I got myself a healthy glass of Bass. Of course, it cost me $5, which is insane [...]

Because of popular demand, or because I don’t have any ideas about anything to write at the moment, I’m going to link you guys to some of the other Den of Geek pieces I’ve written from back in the day.  Well, at least the ones I can still find, because on that website there’s no [...]

So as you might know, last Thursday I went to the dentist.  Since then, my mouth has been sore enough to lead me to take Tylenol at night to relieve the pain enough to sleep, though it’s just one or two pills a day.   At first, I attributed my troubles to my tooth, but now [...]

I am not a morning person, nor am I a good sleeper as you can see by the post about my odd nighttime habits. On a good day, I’ll get 5 or 6 hours of sleep and take a brief nap when I get home from work. Most of the time, I’ll get a brief [...]

So the lovely and talented Klinde tagged me for a pre-bed ritual meme.  I have to list six weird things I do either getting ready to sleep or while sleeping.  I’m not sure how weird these are, but what the hell? 1.  I have to go to the bathroom and wash my hands before going [...]