Subtle Bluntness

Before there was a website that blatantly stole the initials CHUD, there was a movie of the same name. “CHUD,” short for Cannabilistic Humanoid Underworld Dwellers, or something close to that. It was pretty popular, and I imagine it will be reviewed here eventually, so I won’t get into that since it’s been awhile since [...]

Roaring in from the darkness, spreading evil and Black power everywhere he goes, is the African Prince Mamuwalde, better known as Blacula (William Marshall)! That’s right, a black vampire that isn’t named Blade. (Aside: Notice how every ‘back to the motherland’ type mentions the fact that black people were royalty in Africa, but slaves in [...]

Sam Raimi, I know you read our website. We’re tight with Mike Kallio, who had Bruce Campbell produce one of his movies, so I’m damn sure you’ll read this eventually. This isn’t so much a review as it is an open letter to you personally. Before I get into the bad stuff, I’m going to [...]